Have you heard the latest craze??
So now instead of BURNING or BANNING “Huckleberry Finn”, we’ll just rewrite it so it isn’t so objectionable.
Well, why not?? Let’s edit all literature to fit our modern sensibilities??
William Shakespeare’s Hamlet Act III, Scene 1:
“WTF, man? I mean like which is better, to fight or to fly?? Man oh man, I gotta think about this.”
William Shakespeare’s Julius Caesar Act III Scene 2 Line 75
“Listen up! I’m here to plant this sucker, not blow smoke up your butts!! ”
Christopher Marlowe’s Doctor Faustus
“They went to war and burned Ilium for this chick?”
Get real, people. I could go on, but it’s late, and I wanna get this out there while my disgust is fresh!